Duran Duran is on Jimmy Kimmel.
What year is it? And why am I watching Jimmy Kimmel? And what does this have to do with the gnarly screwdriver I’m drinking? And what year is it?
Dante’s Peak on VHS
makes me uncomfortable. Avoiding it in the other room. I hate the part with the grandma.
Y’all know what I’m talkin about.
I literally just thought:
“Only two days left til Jersday!”
I want you to look at me and I want you to see an ADULT.
Me, to my 13 year old brother as I sit in front of a laptop taking swigs from a 1.5 liter bottle of wine. From Target.
My Google history:
macaulay caulkin, wasp, how does the internet work.
This is a test
of the fucking atumble app. Which is terrible, btw.
My whole family plays Stinky Pinky now.
Read: myself, two 40-somethings, and three teenagers ranging from 13 to 18 create synonyms for rhyming sexual references as a FAMILY ACTIVITY.
My 23 year old boyfriend opts out. It makes him uncomforable.
Honorable mention?
Cubed mamaries: triple nipple. Courtesy of my lil bro.
I’ve really gotta kick this loveline addiction.
I’m going to start turning in school papers just like this.
(via boredintheburbs)
first stop, DA CLUB.
don’t be
tardy for the party.
ooohhh ohhhhh.
